I like cats, I really do, but if those two outside don't stop yowling like a couple of welfare mothers in the dole line, Froodle is gonna have to choke a bitch. Shut up, cats! I have to go to work in the morning! And not kill people, which is the tricky part, since both customers and coworkers are being extra-annoying lately ( Read more... )

I fucking hate 9am lectures. I never take anything in, because my brain is too tired to function, and then it fucks up the rest of my day because I end up falling asleep around five in the afternoon and grr, it's all very bad.

In other, totally irrelevent news, OHMYFUCKINGGODBUCKYO'HAREONDVDSQUEE! Johnny and I used to watch this all the time when ( Read more... )

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Snap bracelets were always getting you in trouble at school.
Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo
You played with "My Little Ponies." (don't ask)
Friendship bracelets were ties that couldn't be broken.
You ever read Nancy Drew, The Hardy Boys, The Babysitters Club,
Forever or Sweet Valley High.You ( Read more... )